Archive for August, 2010

Jobs-USA-Jobs; Chin-Wag-Corner! Whiteboard-Messages-Ideas-Chat!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2010 by FreeLanceJoe

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JOBS-JOBS-JOBS: here is a message from robin smith, co-founder of www.WeGoLook.com

Robin is bucking the trend at the moment and whipping the “HUGE SLEEPING GIANT USA ECONOMY” back into shape by not only creating jobs across the whole of the United States of America, but also by clamping down on cybercriminal crime as her huge corporation develops.

ROBIN SAYS:

“Good morning! I am always looking to increase my “Looker” database. The United States is a large territory to cover and, even if I have more than one Looker in the same zip code, they could be on vacation, etc….The more the merrier!

Our Lookers tell us their zip code coverage area and must be able to drive to an item, property or person’s location. Upon arriving, the Looker must have access to either a digital camera or cell camera (many of the new phones have great cameras and video capabilities). The Looker must also have access to a computer (obviously the bloggers do) in order to upload the photos and completed report to us.

There is more info on Lookers on our our “discussion” page on fb- http://www.facebook.com/wegolook along with a Looker application link.

There is a Looker application link on our homepage http://www.wegolook.com next to the “Looker Login” button and here is the link as well:

https://www.wegolook.com/newcustomer/LookerApplication.aspx

I will be more than happy to answer any questions – my email is: robin@wegolook.com and phone is: 405-795-LOOK (5665).”

THANK YOU ROBIN! May I suggest to anyone who is interested in teaming up with robin that they first watch her enthralling job news video before they phone her just click onto: 

http://www.prweb.com/releases/craigslist/fraud/prweb4418674.htm#

Weekly Articles From Our City Editor Stacy Dean:

For sale: stunning diamond wedding ring set. It began with an advertisement on Craig’s List. Their motto is: sell in person and accept cash. The scams started coming in faster than termites.

One girl took the cake for best “scammer.” She claimed to be from the area; however, because “Grandmum” became ill, she had flown “out of country” to be with her.

The rings were a gift for her friend. She needed them soon because he was getting married within three weeks! (And to think, I always thought nice, quality candlesticks or a picture frame was appropriate!)

Instead of cash, she had this service, Alert Pay. Best of all, they would send the money right to me!

They emailed me: send the rings with delivery confirmation to the recipient…in NIGERIA! Then, email number and they would send the money to me.

I put some “new address” cards for the couple in an envelope and went to mail my “test!” That’s when I learned about Nigeria and “relations” with the U.S. Postal Service. Hint: there are none. They don’t mail jewelry or offer delivery confirmation.

I emailed my scammer friend to let her know…for better or for worse…she had been caught!

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More weekly stories from our City Editor STACY DEAN for those interested in light humor entertainment…

Pressure at work was high. Marital problems weren’t helping. The stress made me eat! I looked pregnant and had undergone a hysterectomy.

First hint: I was walking behind my “dieting” boss and noticed that his butt looked smaller than mine. This WHITE-haired man was old enough to be my dad!

Final wake-up call: “Stacy, are you pregnant?” an accounting friend asked. “No, I’m fat!” I said. Then, another “bean-counter” friend inquired about a baby shower. I was mad!

I traced the “father” of the rumors, the CFO, and marched into his office. I announced: “Russ, I’m fat but not pregnant. In the future, should you question my physical or mental condition, please ask me directly.”

I thanked him.  “I now have the drive to lose this pregnancy.” Then, I added, “By the way, Russ, I’m not gay either.” I laughed and left – just thought I would cover all my bases! Ha!

 At the high, I was 165.  Thanks to exercise and eating healthier, I’m at 108.

About that baby shower (especially for my British buds), they can stick those “pounds” they would have spent on cake and punch up their “bloody” behinds! (Since mine is much small than theirs now!)

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Joining a sorority at a large college can be tough. The process is like a group of FBI agents knowing all about you – and you knowing very little.

For most, Greek life was usually reserved for thoroughbreds. I fit more into the mutt class – a mix of an Arabian horse and a Shetland pony.

While not privileged, I had the resume and grades making it hard for sororities to ignore. The houses played the game well – your “host” was usually just like you!

One house made a mistake and matched me with a wealthy socialite. Her first question ended all rapport. “What do your parents do?” she asked.

Then, our “family business” was born – within seconds!

We owned a trash company. My dad drove the truck, my mom and brother (I don’t have one) rode the sides and dumped the cans, and my sister and I cleaned the truck.

“Oh, the truck reeked with maggots! You wouldn’t believe the nasty things you would find.” She stopped me; her face was white! I guess she was “done” with the details.

I was sure to be “cut” or rejected by the house, but I wasn’t! I “cut” them for being so trashy!

Hope everyone enjoys: “Chin-Wag-Corner?” look forward to reading all your comments, and ideas.

Cheers

Joe.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Posted in Uncategorized on August 11, 2010 by FreeLanceJoe

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